Not Quite Ripped From The Headlines

This time I used a ruler and an Exacto knife. After I got the bleeding stopped, I switched to circling things with a big Crayon. Does anyone know if Crayon comes out of corduroy? Anyway, The headlines are real, blah, blah, blah . . .


American Idol Is Back For Sixth Season --

Will somebody please change the channel?

Nuclear, Climate Perils Push Doomsday Clock Ahead -- The scientists who mind the Doomsday Clock moved it two minutes closer to midnight on Wednesday -- symbolizing the annihilation of civilization and adding the perils of global warming for the first time.

The Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, which created the Doomsday Clock in 1947 to warn the world of the dangers of nuclear weapons, advanced the clock to five minutes until midnight. It was the first adjustment of the clock since 2002.

Dudes! You need a hobby . . . Seriously!



Evangelicals, Scientists Join On Warming -- Saying they share a moral purpose, a group of evangelicals and scientists said Wednesday they will work together to convince the nation's leaders that global warming is real.

Right after they get that whole "God" thing worked out.
















Was it "wash, rinse, wash, dry" or "wash, rinse, dry, wash" or "wash, rinse, wash, rinse, dry" or "wash, rinse, wash, dry, dry, dry" or . . .







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