Blog-lite

I'm a little under the weather today so I decided to post some junk I have written on some scraps of paper with hopes of someday turning them into bigger bits. If I do -- you saw them here, first.


Join D.A.M. -- Mothers Against Dyslexia





I have a friend who was so fat that he wasn't delivered by the stork -- he was delivered by a crane.








Q: How can you tell if a woman over 50 is hot?
A: She will be dressed in layers.











Some women definitely have a beauty-shelf-life. One day she is built like a brick shit house and the next time you see her she is built like a shit brick house.



Today's blog was sponsored by Yummy-Yum Saltines. So good you can't whistle for more!
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