Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Chicks, Man!

Has it ever occurred to you that:

a) We are in the wrong business.
b) Fidelity is over-rated.
c) 30 minutes can be a life sentence
d) She probably has a voice like Daffy Duck
e) Some guy, somewhere, is sick of her
f)"No" means whatever she wants it to
g) Her "manager" gets paid up front
h) In high school her name was David
i) She will never dress like that at home
j) She purges after brushing her teeth
k) She has a 30 second shelf life
l) "Rough sex" means her boyfriend will cut you, man!
m) She is saving herself for the right basketball team
n) Yeah, but can she cook?
o) And if you take away the lights, and the glamour, and the fancy lingerie, what do you have? A hot naked chick!



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