A Snoodle Christmas

I asked Santa for the day off but he said, "The Hell with that! Now get your middle-aged-white-guy ass out there and do a Snoodle (c), at least!"

I said, "What do you mean 'at least'"?




I kind of had a feeling that these guys read other comics. I just can't figure out how they turn the pages.




Some people just aren't suited for crime. Like, I have a neighbor who says he's a pick pocket . . . but we live at a nudist resort.

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