The Wide World of Snails

It appears it was Sports Night in Snailand, last night. Due to certain legal and contractual reasons we were not permitted to take any flash photography. We did, however, have an artist standing by to capture all of the excitement.


Note the subtle product placement.



Float like a butterfly, sting like a . . . ah, forget it!

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And Away We (escar)Go!

Many of you have written to me and said, " _______________ " Well, I don't need any more encouragement than that. Here they are one more time -- Snoodles!



I wonder how they turn the pages?




It's tough transferring in from another school!

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A Snoodle Christmas

I asked Santa for the day off but he said, "The Hell with that! Now get your middle-aged-white-guy ass out there and do a Snoodle (c), at least!"

I said, "What do you mean 'at least'"?




I kind of had a feeling that these guys read other comics. I just can't figure out how they turn the pages.




Some people just aren't suited for crime. Like, I have a neighbor who says he's a pick pocket . . . but we live at a nudist resort.

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Back by Popular Apathy!

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the garden . . . I had such a great non-reaction to my last batch of Snoodles (c) that I have had the Cartoon Elves slaving feverishly over some new ones.




But I guess speed is relative.



EDITORS NOTE: I have witnessed the appalling conditions in which the Cartoon Elves have to work. They live in a shoebox behind the coal bin and are forced to draw the Snoodles (c) using a bent safety pin and their own blood. (This is actually very typical behaviour for elves but, after all, they did invent the theater.)

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Happy (snail) Trails To You!

I'm taking a few days off during the Thanksgiving holiday. In place of my daily blog I have prepared a few of my snail-doodles.

Well, this is it for this batch of Snoodles (c). I hope you have found them amusing. Escape Velocity will return to our semi-normal stuff tomorrow. Until then -- you've been slimed.

Time to call in the C.S.I. (Crime Snail Investigators).




Parlez-vous . . . ?




Snoodles (c) will return in . . . On Her Majesty's Secret Snail.

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The Not Ready For Slime Time Players

I'm taking a few days off during the Thanksgiving holiday. In place of my daily blog I have prepared a few of my snail-doodles.

I have always enjoyed prop humor. It turns out that snails have closets, too.







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Ask Your Mother

I'm taking a few days off during the Thanksgiving holiday. In place of my daily blog I have prepared a few of my snail-doodles.

I'm not sure why, but I rank marching band music right up there with bagpipes, accordions and yodeling. These snails may be on to something.




Later, that same day.



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Footless and Fancy-free

I'm taking a few days off during the Thanksgiving holiday. In place of my daily blog I have prepared a few of my snail-doodles.

I have always thought it was funny the way kids innocently ask loaded questions:





What do you call a guy with no hands and no feet who sticks to the wall? Art. Most of my Snoodles (c) humor comes from their inherent lack of hands and feet.




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And Now For Something Completely Different

I've decided to take a few days off from my daily blogging exercise during the Thanksgiving holiday. In place of my daily bloggerisms I have prepared a few of my Snoodles (c). These are snail-doodles.

I don't know . . . One of the voices in my head told me to do it. Anyway, I just think the idea of snails reaching Escape Velocity is pretty funny. Enjoy.







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