Better Than Sex

I have heard many people claim that some things are better than sex. And I am often puzzled by what they could mean by this.

"Oh man, this hamburger is better than sex!"

"Wow, taste this cake! It's better than sex."

"Driving that car is better than sex!"

You get the idea. Personally I think these people are either exaggerating or they aren't that into sex. Maybe they've never had great sex. I mean, I have had some really, really good cake but c'mon. Better than sex?

Although I'm not one of those people who claim there is no such thing as bad sex. I mean, I see the expressions on their faces. I've just never experienced it myself.

That's why I usually carry a cupcake in my pocket. Just in case.