A Bad Year for Jesus

It seems like Jesus has had a pretty rough year. The liberals and anti-Christian groups have tried to make a mockery of Christmas (YES - I actually SAID Christmas and NO government buildings fell down or anything!) now they are kicking up some fuss about celebrating Easter. I mean, it's bad enough He has to share His holidays with that fat derelict in the red suit and the mime in the pink Barney outfit but what's God have to do to get a little peace and quiet on a Sunday, for Christ's sake? (I mean that literally. I wasn't swearing.)

It started years ago with that X-Mas crap. Quietly and, seemingly, inoffensively. People just couldn't be bothered taking ALL the extra time it would have required to spell the whole frickin' word out. Could they? And the business owners. How the hell could they be expected to get the ENTIRE word across the front of their block long buildings. So they just replaced the Son of God's name with AN X! I mean, if the WHOLE name wouldn't fit, why didn't they change the font size?

And how many books have jumped on the Dan Brown bandwagon? Oooo! Jesus was HUMAN! Oooo! Jesus was married! Oooo! Jesus had bastard children! Oooo! Christianity and the frickin' ART WORLD have conspired for CENTURIES to fool our dumb asses! Give me a break. If they had all of these world shaking secrets and all powerful societies protecting them, would they leave clues laying around in art masterpieces that people stare at for hours on end? Are they mocking us, too. Maybe I ought to just replace my name with an X, also.

So anything Jesus or Christianity related has to go. You can't even have a nativity scene outside a public building! I'm not sure what's more offensive to these liberal crusaders. Jesus or cigarettes? Neither one is allowed inside of a public building or within 25 feet of it any more. I guess Jesus is the result of a huge corporate conspiracy to give soul cancer to little black kids.

Now, the entire Islamic world is going apeshit over a cartoon depiction of Muhammad in Denmark! But, at least the media is spelling out his entire name, so far, and no one has replaced it with an X. There are riots, and cars burning and people missing work. It sounds like the Islamic people know how to throw a religious celebration! And they don't even have to share it with the Easter Bunny.