Friday, March 23, 2007

Headline Roundup

These are the headlines for Friday, March 23, 2007:

  • Cops Say: Dad, Son Took Turns Molesting Boy
  • Woman Impaled in Face with Pipe Survives
  • College Students Face Rising Costs for Contraceptives
  • Houdini May Have Been Murdered
  • Texas Women Lied about Kidnapping Because They Broke Curfew
  • Illegal Immigrants Must be Arrested Six Times Before Prosecution
  • Off-duty Chicago Cop Beats Up Female Bartender
  • American Idol Fan on Hunger Strike Until Sanjaya Gets the Ax
  • PA Man Convicted of 971 Sex Crimes for Abusing Girl for a Decade
  • White Couple has Black Child, Sues Fertility Clinic
  • Teacher Accused of Affair with Student Who was Shot to Death Attempts Suicide

And I used to think I had problems.

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