Wednesday, July 04, 2012
This is beginning to sound very much like one of my time travel theories. Like the one where you cook minute rice in a microwave.
All I am left with is one of three possibilities. The first being that they are correct in their reporting of the storm information and that I am incapable of understanding the meteorological implications, the second being that they are wrong in their reporting of the storm information and I am right in questioning an illogical set of facts, or that the bimbo weather girl is living up to my expectations of her abilities.
Regardless, I am confused. But I've gotta go. The high winds just blew over my deck umbrella and, from what I hear, there is a storm approaching.