Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Currently Current Events

Once again, we have gutted the headlines like a sacrificial deer and stuffed them with whimsey.

Actress Gives $1 Million to Art School -- BALTIMORE - Jada Pinkett Smith donated $1 million to the high school from which she graduated and asked that a theater there be dedicated to one of her classmates, Tupac Shakur. Coincidentally, There are just 19 days left in 2006 to get the tax break.

Mideast May Save Dead Sea With Red Sea -- This sounds like a job for The Cat in the Hat. Now they've got Dr. Seuss working on Mideast problems.

Doors Drummer Files for Divorce -- Windows woodwind recent widower. This is fun! Siding soloist seeks solitude. Basement bassist breaks barrier.

Obese Men, Girls See Unusual Testosterone Levels -- Yeah . . . that's their problem.



Rom
anian Models Present Lingerie by French Designers -- No they aren't!





Virginia Attorney General Wants Online Sex Offenders Names -- Why can't he pay the membership fees and IM for hours like the rest of us?


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